Are you in the mood for some extraterrestrial fun and games? Well, fasten your seatbelts space traveler, because in the Mass Effect universe, abductions are not one-for-one, spontaneous occurrences – they’re a lifestyle. From being kidnapped by the hard-to-find Collectors or having a near-encounter with the Reapers, these abductions will transform your life (or, you know, the future of the universe). But let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be kidnapped by some aliens? In this space enigma, we’ll look at the Mass Effect universe’s greatest abductions and the art of getting ‘taken’.
1. The Collector’s Edition: Get Ready for a Chill Alien Abduction Experience in Mass Effect
Now, you might be thinking, “Hey, aliens taking me away sounds kind of… dangerous, right?” It’s all about the Collectors – those spooky, bug-like creatures who like to capture human colonies. But when they do, they don’t just take you – they do it with panache. Imagine this: You’re living your best life, doing some biotics (or just existing and slowly saving the galaxy), and then – you are grabbed and taken into a huge, foreboding ship with those creepy husks and that feeling of oh no, what have I done? At least they didn’t ask you to sign any terms and conditions – because this is one ‘deal’ that you will never be able to un-do! Pro tip: Do not take any space cookies from strange aliens.
2. Reapers: Galactic Alien Abductions That Literally End Civilizations
This is where things get very real (or very frightening based on how much you enjoy not dying). The Reapers—the huge, ancient entities that ‘assist’ civilizations to progress… by exterminating them—are the greatest interstellar captors. You normally don’t get a lot of notice when these guys appear; it’s more of a “You know what? Your race is about to be wiped out!” situation. It may sound like a bad thing (and, spoiler alert—it is), but there’s something quite intriguing about being captured by an extinction-level entity. It’s like the universe’s biggest TV show – but instead of an elimination show, everyone gets eliminated. Good times, right?
3. The Mysterious Asari: Not Technically an Alien Abduction… But Close Enough
Okay, okay. So maybe you haven’t been abducted by a giant robot squid or a scary insectoid alien… but that doesn’t mean you’re off the hook just yet. If you are spending time with an Asari like Liara T’Soni, then the probability of you being ‘taken’ (in a different manner) is much higher. This biotic beauty does not really kidnap you, but with her psychic abilities, she can read your mind. And believe me, that can feel like an abduction – especially when it’s a matter of emotional connection and a lot of kissing. Who knew alien relationships came with such psychic baggage?
4. The Drell: A Little ‘Abduction’ With a Side of Romance
Talking about relationships that are like abductions, let’s talk about Thane Krios. Thane Krios, the Drell assassin, does not really kidnapping you in the classical sense, but once you are in his sights, you are as good as gone. With his sad story, mysterious past and very strong brooding personality, you will be swept off your feet (even by a man who is a killer). Is it really an abduction if you want to go along for the ride? Thane certainly does – he’ll take you on an emotional ride all the way to the edge of the galaxy. It’s not without some risk (don’t forget he’s an assassin), but you have to be taken in the most shocking ways sometimes. And honestly, that’s the thrill of being with someone like Thane. Just make sure you have your seatbelt on and don’t get too attached (unless you want to… totally).
5. The Abduction You Never Saw Coming (Spoiler: It’s You)
In some cases, the best abduction in the Mass Effect series is the one that befalls you. Imagine this: You’re having what would appear to be a normal day, probably saving the universe (once again), and then – bang! You’re abducted by a ship of an extraterrestrial being. The worst part? You had no idea it was coming! And this, my friends, is the fun of abductions in Mass Effect. One second you are sipping your coffee the next you are in a spacesuit with no idea how you ended up on a ship with a completely new set of rules. But isn’t that what makes abductions fun? They don’t follow the script. And when it’s aliens doing the abduction, it’s always a surprise. Your next trip could be the one where you get to save the galaxy again… or be turned into a husk (no pressure).
Wrap-Up: You Might Get ‘Taken’ If You Don’t Watch What You Wish For…
From the Collector’s ship to the Reapers’ frighteningly silent reign, to an Asari’s mind-blowing kiss, aliens in Mass Effect rarely carry out run of the mill kidnappings. There is a lot of plot, risk, and sometimes love. And if you are inspired by these various intergalactic interactions, why not bring some of that spacey atmosphere into your room?
Check out The Original Alien Abduction Lamp where you can have your very own UFO experience with just a flip of a switch.
It’ll transport you to the very heart of the game’s cosmic atmosphere. (Just don’t hope that it’s the Reapers coming the next time!)
Want to read more about other space-related creatures in gaming? Other blogs on our site explore other cosmic creatures in gaming, from Mass Effect to the other side of the galaxy! Happy abductions, gamers!
Valentine’s Day Mass Effect Style: 5 Intergalactic Beings You Should Consider For An Alien Romance
Alien Isolation Walkthrough: How to Make It Through the Xenomorph’s Hunt
Out of This World: Alien Abductions in Gaming
Sims 4 alien abductions: secrets, cheats, and gameplay features
Mass Effect Blue Aliens: The Coolest Cosmic Crew You Never Knew You Needed!
The Nightmare of Alien: Dark Descent – A Real-Time Strategy Game for Sci-Fi Fans
The best alien: isolation mods to make your horror experience better
Alien: Isolation on PS5 Still the Ultimate Horror Experience?