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the original alien abduction lamp

the original alien abduction lamp

63 Reviews
Regular price £120.00 GBP
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Due to unprecedented demand, we're currently OUT OF STOCK. Pre-order now. Stock expected on stardate 30th March 2024

THE INVASION IS HAPPENING, JOIN US.

You might have heard reports we last landed on your home planet over 10 years ago. Well, now we are back. They’ve tried to keep it top secret from you. They failed. We are taking off and evidence of abductees is popping up everywhere. Become one with the Original Alien Abduction Lamp and be the envy of all other earthlings.

In a galaxy far, far away, superior beings have engineered, and hand assembled an out of this world table lamp for you to enjoy.

Using intelligent design and only the best quality materials that are light years ahead of your planet. The Original Alien Abduction Lamp is made from galvanised steel for a highly polished chrome effect spaceship, making it durable for travelling through space and time. An energy efficient touch control colour changing LED lighting, giving a Polaris effect similar to your planet's Northern Lights or stealth mode if you need to avoid detection. Alien pilots that come in peace, real fake grass, scratch resistant acrylic beam and an unsuspecting cow.

Resistance is futile, the mothership awaits. Join us today!

    Features

    🛸 The Original UFO Lamp
    🛸 Highly stylised, galvanised metallic finish space ship
    🛸 Energy efficient, touch control LED
    🛸 RGB colour change aurora effect that replicates your planet's Northern Lights
    🛸 3 lighting options, including stealth mode if needed
    🛸 Glow in the dark Alien pilots
    🛸 Scratch-resistant acrylic beam
    🛸 Non-slip base
    🛸 Unsuspecting cow character
    🛸 Real fake grass
    🛸 USB Powered

    Shipping & Returns

    As your planet isn't yet ready for transportation hubs, we have to ship from warehouses in the UK, US & EU.

    If you live outside of these areas, your order may be subject to additional taxes and duty - we can't advise on this as the rate is different in each country.

    Once we have transferred your money into galatic credits, we will not be able to issue refunds if you choose not to pay any import and tax fees levied by the country of delivery.

    Dimensions

    Box: 40x28x15cm

    Lamp: 28x23x23cm

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    Customer Reviews
    5.0 Based on 63 Reviews
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    PT
    03/06/2024
    Paul T.
    United Kingdom United Kingdom

    Not for room illumination

    Looks good - good job as it works only as a style piece. Not bright enough to work as room illumination.

    A
    02/14/2024
    andrew SVG verified by SHOP
    United Kingdom United Kingdom

    Fantastic quality.. delivery within 48 hours ..

    MJ
    02/03/2024
    Mark J.
    United Kingdom United Kingdom

    It lured me in!

    I just couldn’t stop looking at this lamp online, it was the only place to get this and in the end gave in and bought it. The lamp is amazing, not too bright, makes a nice reflection on the ceiling with changing colours. It is quite expensive but this is unique and very good quality so if you’re in two minds as to whether to buy this, I would urge you to do so - you won’t regret it!

    SC
    02/02/2024
    Sandrine C.
    France France

    Parfait

    Envoi très rapide et soigné. Lampe très originale. On adore!

    RH
    01/17/2024
    Richard H.
    Germany Germany

    THE lamp!

    Nice colour apperance