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the original alien abduction lamp

the original alien abduction lamp

44 reviews
Regular price $150.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $150.00 USD
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You might have heard reports we last landed on your home planet over 10 years ago. Well, now we are back. They’ve tried to keep it top secret from you. They failed. We are taking off and evidence of abductees is popping up everywhere. Become one with the Original Alien Abduction Lamp and be the envy of all other earthlings.

In a galaxy far, far away, superior beings have engineered, and hand assembled an out of this world table lamp for you to enjoy.

Using intelligent design and only the best quality materials that are light years ahead of your planet. The Original Alien Abduction Lamp is made from galvanised steel for a highly polished chrome effect spaceship, making it durable for travelling through space and time. An energy efficient touch control colour changing LED lighting, giving a Polaris effect similar to your planet's Northern Lights or stealth mode if you need to avoid detection. Alien pilots that come in peace, real fake grass, scratch resistant acrylic beam and an unsuspecting cow.

Resistance is futile, the mothership awaits. Join us today!


    🛸 The Original UFO Lamp
    🛸 Highly stylised, galvanised metallic finish space ship
    🛸 Energy efficient, touch control LED
    🛸 RGB colour change aurora effect that replicates your planet's Northern Lights
    🛸 3 lighting options, including stealth mode if needed
    🛸 Glow in the dark Alien pilots
    🛸 Scratch-resistant acrylic beam
    🛸 Non-slip base
    🛸 Unsuspecting cow character
    🛸 Real fake grass
    🛸 USB Powered

    Shipping & Returns

    As your planet isn't yet ready for transportation hubs, we have to ship from warehouses in the UK, US & EU.

    If you live outside of these areas, your order may be subject to additional taxes and duty - we can't advise on this as the rate is different in each country.

    Once we have transferred your money into galatic credits, we will not be able to issue refunds if you choose not to pay any import and tax fees levied by the country of delivery.


    Box: 40x28x15cm

    Lamp: 28x23x23cm

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    Charles S.
    United States United States


    This is a fun product. It is well made, works really well, and great piece of alien kitsch!

    Julie G.
    United States United States

    WOW! Love it!

    This is the coolest thing, ever!! Excellent packaging, Came in perfect condition. The aliens in the space ship add great fun to the lamp. The cow really looks like it is being lifted off the ground. I read a comment about the cord being in the top space ship part, vs the base, thus visible. I feel I can make it not visible with creative placement. I love it, and will likely purchase another one for my sister.

    David L.
    United Kingdom United Kingdom

    Beautiful lamp

    Fantastic service from purchase to delivery, absolutely love the lamp and it’s fantastic quality even down to the little aliens in the lamp and the cow isn’t just cheap plastic either

    Maurice L.
    Belgium Belgium

    It’s real!

    I was abducted by aliens once and the lamp resembles how it was. I got no souvenir from the aliens so I bought this lamp. PS I am not a cow.

    Nicolas S.
    Sweden Sweden

    It brings a smile to my face

    Works really nice and it is of great quality.