The Alien Abduction Lamp is BACK...
Attention all gamers, Sci-Fi lovers and extra terrestrial enthusiasts, multiple UFO sightings have been reported in your area! Witnesses stated signs of ambient desktop illumination, little green men, and out of this world decor.
That’s right, the rumors are true, the Alien Abduction Lamp has landed on Earth, and your desk is said to be the next abduction site.
Your governments can no longer cover up what can only be described as a monumental moment in humanity; the world's best alien/UFO themed lamp is back! Get yours today, and let the takeover begin.