dress like an earthling short-sleeve unisex t-shirt
dress like an earthling short-sleeve unisex t-shirt
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the best way to blend in is to look like them
The last time we visited your planet we found the best way to hide in plain sight, was to dress like an earthling. You can be totally unknown to the greater Populus, it's a perfect disguise. If you're looking to become an abductee this short sleeve, unisex t-shirt will let fellow aliens know you're there and you're ready. It is soft and lightweight meaning you can signal in comfortable materials that suit all life forms.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| XS (inches) | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 |
| M (inches) | 29 | 20 |
| L (inches) | 30 | 22 |
| XL (inches) | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL (inches) | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL (inches) | 35 | 31 |
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| XS (cm) | 68.6 | 42 |
| S (cm) | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M (cm) | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L (cm) | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL (cm) | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL (cm) | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL (cm) | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL (cm) | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL (cm) | 89 | 78.7 |
