National Alien Abduction Day occurs on March 20th because it commemorates  unidentified aerial phenomena and official denials together with the unexplained disappearances of cows. The New York Post has published information revealing precise locations where alien encounters are most probable. 

Which is bad news for  cows.

Especially cows like Moozart.

However, Moozart  possesses an advantage because Glarnok remains his closest friend and because this alien prefers designing rooms instead of  conducting Earthling kidnappings. (Long story.)

We asked Glarnok to list his top five  American states for alien abductions together with explanations about why you should consider getting an Alien Abduction  Lamp.

Top 5 UFO States

1. 🥇 California (36,286 sightings)

Glarnok says:  “Too much traffic." The extraterrestrial mistakenly attempted to lift a Prius into space.

 Moozart says: “They have oat milk here. I approve.”

The Alien Nightlight serves as  your official West Coast warning device for strange occurrences.

2. 🥈 Florida

Glarnok  says: The alien tried to make a landing near the Disney World area but ended up mistaken for a  Disney parade float.

Moozart says: “Florida cows are wild, man.”

The lamp  functions as an alarm system to detect saucers which could potentially abduct people during night hours.

 3. 🥉 Texas

Glarnok says: “I only wanted barbecue. They provided  me with brisket and also provided a UFO hotline number.

Moozart says: “I  smelled smoked ribs and blacked out.”

Texas residents should purchase the lamp because alien sightings appear as frequently  as weather conditions in their state.

4. 🌲 Washington

Glarnok says:  “Trees are suspiciously tall. I believe Bigfoot takes advantage of the situation to disrupt our operations.

 Moozart says: “Rained so much I thought I was being waterboarded.”

 The lamp serves as your main light source since alien encounters occur frequently alongside the constant rain.

5.  🏞️ New York

Glarnok says: “Linda Napolitano lives  here. She gets all the good press.”

Moozart says: “Tried Broadway.  Got cast as a sheep.”

The lamp serves as protection because you cannot predict what floats across the skyline  whether it is Moozart or elevated rent prices.

Final Transmission 

The Alien  Abduction Lamp serves as your ideal companion whether you're in California or Kansas, if you own a cow  or a couch or have any conspiracy theories to share.

Made by Glarnok. Protected by  Moozart. Approved by the universe. 

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