New weight. New wires. Same suspicious sphere.

Well, well, well… Look who returns to headlines. – Glarnok
A snackless sphere contains nothing except disappointment with a strange weight gain. - Moozart

The Buga Sphere Became… More Weighty?

Since we last discussed the unexpected landing of Colombia’s most famous Buga Sphere the case has grown even stranger. The latest:

• The object now stands at five times its original weight when it first touched down.
• Microscopic investigations showed that the sphere contained a complex system of fiber-optic cables.
• The field it landed in remains completely dead.
• One scientist believes the object employs gravitational forces to alter its weight.
• The central "chip" communicates through 18 mini orbs that make up the central part of the device.

Naturally, the humans are freaking out again.

Glarnok? Not impressed.

My travel suitcase experiencing such weight changes would result in a penalty and ban from Jupiter airspace by SpaceJet.

The Earth scientists would not express approval at such a phenomenon.

Glarnok’s Breakdown of the New Findings

Fiber-optics:

“Cute. A bit retro, but okay. The attempt to connect a thinking plant to a mood ring still brings memories."

Gravitational self-adjustment:

Gravity defiance functions as basic technology in my home planet. We do not experience power line collisions because of this technology.

Dried-out field theory:

“Invisible energy? Anions? Please. The phenomenon demonstrates the same effect as keeping your hairdryer operational while a drought occurs.

Moozart’s Mood: Deep Skepticism, Mild Hunger

"It flies in the air before frying a field while falling to Earth before becoming as heavy as a neutron star- still untouched by human lips."

Moozart keeps emphasizing that the sphere contains no recoverable food materials.

“They said it contains copper. The substance copper exists in multiple products. Delicious cow supplements. Just saying.”

Meanwhile, Maussan’s Back...

Jaime Maussan, the tabloid UFO enthusiast who has also been involved in numerous mummy hoaxes, now claims the Buga Sphere represents actual extraterrestrial technology.

Glarnok’s verdict?

Maussan’s involvement suggests we either possess alien technology or witness a complex science fair project gone wrong with papier-mâché.

Moozart adds:

“It’s giving ‘influencer probe’. All hype, no data.”

Is It Real? Is It Ours? Is It Worth Another Blog Post?

Let’s recap:

• The sphere includes microchips together with copper wiring and appears to have a 1996-built DIY radio antenna structure.
• The gravitational system possibly reduced its weight to achieve flight because it currently weighs above 22 pounds.
• The investigation continues while reverse engineering operations have started according to official reports.
• The spacecraft has not been linked to any confirmed messages or abduction records nor did Glarnok claim responsibility for the “metallic melon-shaped object” he lost while flying over Bogotá during a routine drive-by. “Coincidence? Almost definitely. But don’t quote me.”

Final Thoughts from Glarnok and Moozart

The Earth scientific community remains occupied with microscope examinations at 2,000x while we sit here enjoying our popcorn.

The wake-up call will be when this object starts glowing and singing or transforms into a portal to Sector D-13. – Glarnok

And when it creates cheese. – Moozart

Until then, file this under:
‘Mysterious but not ours (probably)’

Humans, Take Note:

The Alien Abduction Lamp functions as a communication device for unknown forces without requiring an orb because it transmits aesthetic domination through your living room décor.

Previously in the saga:
→ Initial Glarnok Report: The Buga Sphere Crashes to Earth