(A transmission from Glarnok & Moozart (Don’t shoot the messengers. Or probe us. That’s our job.)
Greetings Earthlings,
Glarnok presents himself as Senior Scout of Outer Circle Reconnaissance Pod while serving as the lamp-based beam-up technology sponsor of this platform. My furry co-commander Moozart has demanded to be part of the byline after headbutting my keyboard during this transmission. Again.
A broadcast interruption of standard critical thinking appears to present additional evidence about UFO cover-up revelations. RAF pilots share their personal experiences of encountering credibility-related UFO events, yet maintain their silence because of their fears of retaliation.
Mark Christopher Lee describes the pilots' fear in his statement about the situation, saying people have no idea.
Oh, buddy. You have no idea how much we relate.
Moozart’s Take:
The experience of flying aircraft costs millions involves dogfighting AI systems with laser tracking capabilities yet pilots become restricted from flight when they report seeing an aircraft performing aerial ballet maneuvers at Mach 12. The Ministry of Defence has imposed a flight restriction on you after you revealed their presence through honest reporting. Moo.
We find your species' behavior both impressive and astonishing. Your species excels at performing passive-aggressive tea rituals while creating snack-size cheese portions but when it comes to disclosing "giant glowing craft near military bases" they suddenly become rigidly secretive and make their employees sign non-disclosure agreements.
Congress within America conducts fake hearings to appear attentive. The American witness at the hearing declared that United States personnel had retrieved extraterrestrial spacecraft containing alien beings. The dental plan enrollment status of the entities remains unknown to the public.
And here in the UK?
The hangar's dim corners host pilots who share their testimonies in hushed tones as if the moment belonged in a Tinker Tailor Soldier Fly Saucer scene.
Glarnok's Galactic Gripes:
No whistleblower protection?
The lack of protection for whistleblowers stands as a major problem which would improve intergalactic relations if your leaders stopped dismissing UAP sightings as cloud shadows or weather balloons on Red Bull.
Police officers and military afraid to talk?
That's adorable. The Martian lieutenant broadcast his space probe experiment to 9 million viewers during his time with us. Grow up.
Documentaries being ignored?
We will readjust our tinfoil hats before shouting "WAKE UP, SHEEPLE" towards the empty space of Earth's comment sections.
So… What Now?
We endorse UFO Disclosure U.K. to establish protective measures for those who share their experiences. We possess glowing transparency expertise because we light up your bedrooms as shown in Alien Abduction Lamp.
When Britain refuses to listen to its pilots the nation has no other option but to consider Moozart’s proposal-
Start a podcast. Title: Cows, Clouds & Coverups. Episode one: ‘I Got Beamed Up'.
Final Thought:
We recognize all whistleblowers who include pilots along with officers and fence-watchers and sheep-spotters for their bravery. We actually see you. Infrared, night vision, cloaked mode… you get the idea.
Speak up. We’ll back you.
No names please. The paperwork becomes a complete mess when someone mentions our names.
Yours in interstellar sass,
Glarnok & Moozart
"Lighting the way for disclosure… and mild abduction.”