It started as a meme. A trapped alien dwells inside your mind where it continually pleads to break free. TikTok users interrupt their conversations with break in dance performances and Instagram users share posts with wide-open eyes at 3 AM captioned “the alien in me when I hear a microwave beep.”
It exists beyond a mere joke. Is the alien inside you actually locked in or merely waiting for the right signal to escape?
The Original Alien Abduction Lamp
Our UFO desk lamp creates an extraterrestrial capture effect instead of basic illumination for your room. The first time you activate the switch it sends forth absolute alien power. That glowing tractor beam? The alien inside you needs this outlet to escape. That part of you which cannot be confined to numerical data or daytime work environment. The aspect of your nature which embraces intergalactic disorder and luminous nighttime visions as well as saucer-shaped spacecraft with fashionable interior styles.
Signs You’ve Got a Locked-In Alien:
1. You address your plant collection with extraterrestrial dialogue.
2. You maintain that breakfast cereals reach their maximum flavour point exactly at 2:47 AM.
3. You’ve given your robotic vacuum the name of Roomba while asking it to serve as your flying partner.
4. The Area 51 memes sometimes seem too accurate, taking into account your personal experiences.
It’s okay. You’re not alone. You have the freedom to remain imprisoned or seek freedom at any time.
Moozart and Glarnok: A Case Study in Cosmic Containment
Moozart the Cow possesses a philosophical nature alongside a strange number of crop circles in her property. She experienced unexplainable movements within her body for many years. Glarnok emerged as a cosmic alien who was secretly using Moozart as a biological airbnb since 1998.
Moozart encountered the Original Alien Abduction Lamp as she walked past it and was enamoured by the glow of the beam. And out popped Glarnok, the moment Moozart stepped into the beam. It was like a disco ball of conspiracy theories appeared. Moozart was stunned. Glarnok was thrilled. Since the day they met everything has become increasingly abnormal.
Since their meeting Moozart and Glarnok lead separate lives while working together from time to time. Moozart maintains her gaze toward the sky. Glarnok offers glow-in-the-dark socks to other beings from different dimensions. They both agree that the lamp brought them the best fortune in their lives.
Set The Locked In Alien Free
The Original Alien Abduction Lamp functions as an interdimensional signal transmitter rather than just a decorative item. Plug it in. Turn it on. The beam shines for your inner strange self to experience. During gaming sessions or reading activities or interstellar mixtape planning the lamp delivers this message to you: “You’re safe here. Be strange. Beam proud.”
When you stop concealing your alien essence you begin to draw motherships toward you.