Okay, so you are on Earth, walking your dog and doing your laundry, and then—bam! You are lifted off the planet and taken to an ice planet where things get very, very cold. This is the Ice Planet Barbarians universe, where alien kidnappings are not only frightening, but also inspiring, dangerous, and freezing cold (with a side of very attractive blue-skinned barbarians). Let’s look at a few of the not-so scary alien abductions from the series – and who knew that being abducted by aliens is a way to a woman’s heart?
Georgie’s Cold-Fronted Abduction (Book 1: Ice Planet Barbarians)
Georgie is a normal woman who is walking the earth and then, zap! She is captured and taken to a very cold ice planet by the Sa-khui aliens. And guess what? She’s not alone. Other women are there too, but instead of panicking, Georgie decides to take the leap towards her new frozen life and there he is, Vektal, a blue skin barbarian who is both frightening and in a strange way… appealing?
It is a survival story where the romance also heats you up (or perhaps it is just the warmth of The Original Alien Abduction Lamp ?)
2. Trixie’s Out-Of-This-World Ice Adventure (Book 2: Barbarian Alien)
Then there is Trixie who is also taken from Earth and taken to this glaciers planet. Of course, there are alien barbarians — because why not? Trixie is trying to understand what is going on, but then she meets Rukh, a barbarian who is… just the right amount of scary. She has no idea of what to do, whether to shout, pass out or kiss him, but who can blame her? It gets rather passionate despite the fact that the temperature is freezing.
3. Marlene: Alien Abduction, But Make It Romantic (Book 3: Barbarian Lover)
Marlene did not want to be abducted by aliens, but when she wakes up on the ice planet, she is not disappointed. She meets her barbarian (because of course she does), and wow – who would have thought that being kidnapped by a large and strong alien would end up with cuddles by the fire? Marlene goes from being afraid to being totally into it and she realizes that her new life is not so bad… okay, who are we kidding, it’s way better than her life on Earth. But honestly, once you’ve laid eyes on an alien barbarian, you can’t help but compare other men to him.
4. Group Abduction: Earth Women, Meet Ice Planet (Multiple Books)
In Ice Planet Barbarians, alien abduction is a common plot where women from Earth are captured and taken to a one way trip to a frozen planet to live with the new alien friends (or so the Sa-khui aliens think).Spoiler Alert: It is not all scary. Of course, the women are initially terrified when they are captured, but before long they are settling into their new lives with their barbarian husbands, creating a family and growing tolerant to the cold climate. I mean, who would want to stay on Earth with its horrible Wi-Fi when you can live on an ice planet with a handsome barbarian?Right?
In the Ice Planet Barbarians series, alien abductions are the beginning of a crazy, cold quest that also involves a lot of romance (and a bit of frostbite).
The women who are taken might feel like they are in the wrong place at the wrong time, but believe me, it’s all about the transformation and the glow up – and sometimes that glow up is from The Original Alien Abduction Lamp . Who would have thought that alien abductions could be so fun? (Bad pun. But you get it.)