The Alien Abduction Lamp

Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic. Do not adjust your screens, this is an emergency warning. The Alien Abduction Lamp has landed on Earth.

After years of official denials and strange sightings we now have to deal with the reality — “we are not alone”.

Your governments can no longer cover up what can only be described as a monumental moment in humanity; the lamp is here, it is real and you want it!