Survival Guide

Here is everything you need to know about the Alien Abduction Lamp.

Technical Specifications:

  • Energy saving LEDs
  • High Quality Perspex Beam
  • Removable Bovine Abductee
  • Glowing green/yellow cockpit
  • Glow-in-the-dark aliens in cockpit
  • High quality steel body with fantastic black-pearl finish
  • 3-stage UFO Control antenna, on/off and pulse
  • Ultra non-slip base featuring real fake grass

Familiarise yourself with these specs and the image, provided. Make sure you know what to expect.

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If you would like to volunteer to be part of the Alien Abduction Lamp Global Defence Force then register your interest here. All interested parties will be contacted with official updates on the lamps and their quest for global domination.

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