Survival Guide
Here is everything you need to know about the Alien Abduction Lamp.
Technical Specifications:
- Energy saving LEDs
- High Quality Perspex Beam
- Removable Bovine Abductee
- Glowing green/yellow cockpit
- Glow-in-the-dark aliens in cockpit
- High quality steel body with fantastic black-pearl finish
- 3-stage UFO Control antenna, on/off and pulse
- Ultra non-slip base featuring real fake grass
Familiarise yourself with these specs and the image, provided. Make sure you know what to expect.
Who will be next?
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Watch The Skies!
The Alien Abduction Lamp is unlike any craft you will have laid your eyes on. Familiarise yourself with its unique shape and unearthly material. Beware, these crafts are everywhere, so make sure you warn Earth Defence if you see any.
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Know Your Enemy!
Clearly visible in the windows of the Alien Abduction Lamp are the alien race behind the invasion. These creatures are so far removed from humanity that they have been known to emit an eerie green glow.
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Look After Our Livestock!
Our bovine livestocks have long been of great interest to the Aliens, with unconfirmed reports of cattle abductions cropping up all over the world. Unconfirmed, that is…until now.
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They Want To Beam You Up!
Warning! The strange light that emits from the bottom of The Alien Abduction Lamp is highly hypnotic. Anything caught within the beam will be illuminated in the alien glow.
Warn others about the impending invasion!